Christmas isn’t as triggering for me as some, but it does tend to be an general overload on the senses. When I’m feeling overwhelmed to the point that I can’t even open my mouth because I know my barely verbal 12 year old self will come out, I take solace in these cult Christmas classic tunes.
- Mean girls – the jingle bell rock dance
Ok if you were a kid in the 2000s you know you tried to learn this dance, guys and girls.
And maybe still do it in front of the mirror after too much moscato. You may have even performed it at a talent show like these babes did.
2. The school concert in Love Actually
This moment where little Sam gets his chance to impress
Marceline the vampire queen Joanna by learning the drums so he can perform with her before she moves to the USA is the only part of the film I remember clearly, even though I watch it every year. That and a twerking prime minister.
3. The Tweenies – I believe in Christmas
SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT’S MY CHILDHOOD YOU’RE LAUGHING AT!
Ok it’s hardly a cult classic but this song makes me happy, all right? Don’t judge me.
4. The Glee Cast – You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch
I suppose it’s not exactly joyful as such. But it’s sung by K.D Lang and Matthew Morrison. They make me joyful.
This song is fun to listen to, not just musically but for the lyrics, with the last line being the cherry on the top of the linguistic glory:
“You’re a three-decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!”
How can you not freaking ADORE that?
5. Team four star: 12 Days of Abridgemas
It’s a dragonball Z themed 12 days of Christmas parody of course, which pertains to Team four star’s abridged dragonball z parody series more than dragonball z but would still be relatable. Although if you’re a fan of DBZ and haven’t heard of Team Four Star, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?
AND A DESK OF MAHOGANNNNEEEEEEYYYY
6. Yamcha the scarfaced bandit
Another parody by one of the creaters of Team Four Star, to the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Basically it’s a song that sends up Yamcha, the most hard done by character in the show. You don’t have to follow Team Four Star to appreciate that.
7. Futurama – Santa claus is gunning you dowwwwwwn!
MERRY X-MAS EVERYONE!